S&M: Short and Male

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A short guy who’s sensitive is in deep sh*t. The average person doesn’t understand the transformation that a short guy has to go through in order to live his life in a proper fulfilling way.

Most short-statured people are just resigned to their fate of second or third class citizenship. You may be ignored, you may be dismissed, you may get less respect if you get any respect at all, you may get less courtesy if you get any courtesy at all.

It turns out that how important height is to a woman as a function of where she is in her menstrual cycle. So depending on whether she is at the maximal point of her fertility or not, she will be more or less attracted to tall men.

Short and male is a documentary that explores the problems of short men like Tim Burton. He is “short, horny and pissed”.

Directed by: Howard Goldberg